I'm now a certified collectible

I had a birthday recently, and not long after that I was rooting around on eBay, and came up with the neatest find. Under the eBay auction title Jacquie Roland -Actress, was this nifty little auction.  Damn. One little birthday now-a-days will push you right on over the edge.  I'm now, according to eBay, The Baltimore Sun and the Tribune Photo Archives... a collectible. Certified. With a certificate of authenticity.   *sigh*  It could have been worse... at least they didn't list me as an antique.